If you're feeling tired, this is for you.

Hi.

You there, reading sleep blogs at 2:41am. Or trying to decode wake windows while your eyes blink separately because you're so tired. Or wondering why your baby just did a 9-minute nap after you followed the exact routine someone swore by on Instagram.

You’re not doing it wrong. You’re just doing it for the first time. And that is its own kind of Olympic sport.

Because here’s the truth:

No amount of tracking, swaddling, shushing, or psychic baby-whispering will fully prepare you for the complete chaos of baby sleep. Every time you think you’ve cracked it, BAM. Growth spurt. Regression. Teething. Full moon. Or just because.

And when you're deep in it, Google becomes your toxic best friend.

One tab says under-tired. Another says over-tired. A third says it's your fault for eating dairy in 2006. All you wanted was a nap schedule, not an existential crisis.

So I built Ask Yawn.

It’s a chat. Like texting a really smart, calm friend who’s seen it all; catnaps, 4am raves, the dreaded "no nap but not tired" days.

You ask a question. Yawn asks you a few things back — like your baby’s age, sleep habits, routine, parenting style — and then gives you a clear, tailored answer. Not 10 suggestions. Not “every baby is different” (thanks, Karen). Just what’s most likely to help your baby, right now.

It’s powered by AI, but shaped to feel human. Like the friend you wish lived next door but doesn’t... the one who brings snacks and solutions.

So if you’re tired of tabs, and even more tired of being tired…

Stop searching.

Start Yawning.

👉 Try Ask Yawn now – it’s $2.99 for a whole week of “oh my gosh, that makes sense.”

You’ve got this. And now, you’ve got Yawn too.

Camille